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2. If i was a guy, I'd probably sit around and talk about tits all day too.
3. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jill sat on the candle stick.
4. If people aren't supposed to eat animals, why did God make them taste so good?!
5. Does that make you horny baby???
6. AH!!
7. If I had a condom for every asshole i know, I'd be able to fuck a lot!
8. You might be a redneck if - Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
9. Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
10. How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Thursday.
11. Fun with Pizza Orders - End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
12. I'm gonna get on a guy and blame it on my drunkeness.
13. And here's a tip for everyone out there: Bring a cute pair of underwear...just in case.
14. To the world you may just be one person, but to one person you may just be the world..."-J.R. Williams (Deqin)
I would work there...
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